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Volume 27, Issue 12, october 28, 2004

Opinion

Colorado crusaders: The final battle

“Are you ready?” Lord Wayne Allard asked.

“Sure, sure,” replied Lord Peter Coors. He winked lewdly. “After the time I had at the brothel last night, I’m ready for anything. I’ll tell you, those who say money can’t buy you love are dead wrong. It’ll buy you six buxom loves all at once, and a gallon of perfumed oil to boot.” more >>

Dreams bigger than ballot boxes

After the 2000 Election disaster, the idea of being able to vote in 2004 seemed very exciting. As the months and years of King George II’s reign passed, the famous quote “If voting changed anything, it would be illegal” started making more sense to me. Now, with Nov. 2 so close, I find myself disenchanted with voting. more >>

Readin’, Writin’ and Wrasslin’?

Apparently elementary schools are teaching more than the basics we all grew up with. Today’s students are getting visual lessons in hand-to-hand combat, at least in Macon, Georgia they are. more >>

Amendment 36: A really stupid idea?

Trying to find truth in anything remotely political is akin to discovering—by way of contact—a needle in a haystack. Even if some is found, it still stings. more >>

One Last Thing...

The state of Metro’s online message boards is unacceptable. Recently, a contributor to The Metropolitan was insulted and degraded in a way that is simply disgusting. A person ridiculed our contributor by posting on the Creative Resistance message board. They referred to her rape as “unbelievable” because the person says “she is too ugly to rape”—and I’m paraphrasing kindly.
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Won't be voting

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