Metropolitan columnist right on

Dear Editor,

Travis Henryâs commentary, ãGraduate in four years ÷ get realä (The Metropolitan - June 20) wins my vote for the Art Buchwald Humorous Writing Award. Has a worthy opponent to Woody Paige finally emerged on the Denver scene?

If I was the Rocky Mountain News CEO, I would sign Travis to a binding contract immediately, before his value and reputation zooms to Joe Sakic levels.

Shortly after reading Travisâ masterpiece, I ran into Humphrey Bogart on the campus and shared the article with him.
His response: ãRun it again, Michael.ä


Seymour Weinberg
Metro Baha'i Club
vice president