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Sweatin' to the oldies
By Shannon Yoshida
Supposedly legends never die. Though several bands have proven this maxim untrue, in The Who’s case they at least haven’t stopped performing.

Tenacious D will rock your socks off
By Brandon Martinez
They are superheroes, one good and the other evil. Together they started a band and taught the world many lessons, such as how to make love both hard and sweetly, how to keep one’s genitals in top shape, and what to do when encountering a demon on a long and lonesome road.

spotlight! GWAR travels through hell and Beyond Hellacious
By Megan Carneal
In a shocking announcement from the Republican Party today, the new 2008 presidential candidate has been chosen. The decision came as part of the party’s new platform of honesty. Republicans across the nation have decided to come clean and embrace their love for war, rape, misogyny and hard drugs, and the perfect presidential candidates to encompass their new platform are the masters of shock rock: GWAR.

Freeplay: Circle Jerks
By Billy Schear
More than a mere euphemism for mutual masturbation, the Circle Jerks have built a legacy of mythic proportions, transcending the times while unleashing their inner urges.

Nov. 9, 2006

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